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Lights, Camera, Gossip

Erica Deliz

Issue date: 4/15/06 Section: Entertainment
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OK, pop quiz time for all you readers! What do you do if you are a Grammy winning singer whose voice is the envy of everyone in the industry?

The answer- you become a crack addict of course! And while you are using, your sister in law will run to the National Enquirer and tell the whole world.

This is the case for Whitney Houston. In a sit down interview with the tabloid, Tina Brown stated that Houston spends "days locked in her bedroom amid piles of garbage, smoking crack, using sex toys to satisfy herself and ignoring personal hygiene."

Apparently, Houston spends time in crack houses where her husband has even come to pick her up.

While high, she beats on herself and blames it on the "demons" she sees in her mind.

She even picked up Tina Brown's children from school without her false teeth. (The singer has a pair of eight false teeth that cost $6000)

Brown even supplied the magazine with pictures of Houston's bathroom.

Garbage is thrown all over the sink along with spoons with cocaine powder and rocks of crack.

Attention all Madonna fans! The singer is kicking off her World Tour and will be in Madison Square Garden on June 28 and the 29. Prices range from $64.50 - $ 340.50. Good luck to anyone who decides to save up money for the good seats.

So, what could be better then seeing two movies with Brad Pitt, George Clooney and Matt Damon? How about a third! It has been reported the "Oceans' 13" is all set to go. Only thing is Julia Roberts and Catherine Zeta Jones will not be in this one because their characters weren't needed in this script.

Does everyone remember the big boy band craze in the late nineties-early millennium? Well, yet another ex-boy band member is in talks to have his own reality television show. Backstreet Boy Nick Carter, one of the many ex-boyfriends of Paris Hilton, is in talks with the E! Channel to have a portion of his life caught on camera. His idea is for he and his siblings to all live together and have their family spats caught on film. Hey, it may be a good idea! But since even his fans are saying the show is going to be a bomb, he might want to reconsider.

Rumors have been running wild that Jessica Simpson might be adopting a child. Nothing has been set, but she is considering all her options. If Britney Spears can raise a child, why not Jessica Simpson?!

Last but not least, I have some good news for all you "Desperate Housewives" fans. According to published reports, the show will now be turned into a game. The person playing it is transported onto Wisteria Lane where she finds out that twenty years ago she was involved in a car accident, leaving her with amnesia. Throughout the game the player must unlock all the secrets of her past. Think of a really adult Nancy Drew game.
- Erica Deliz
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